Superman and Batman have some fun:
Superman shows up unexpectidly at Batman's place one sunny afternoon.
"Batman, we need a night on the town man, this crime fighting takes it toll; what do you say Buddy!?"
"I can't Superman, I've got work to do!"
"C'mon, we'll gather the gang up and have a grand ole time. Maybe get some Women too!"
"Hmmm, guess I could take a short break - let's go!"
SO, Batman jumps in his Bat-plane, following Superman. A couple minutes later, Superman notices Wonder Woman nude tanning, legs splayed open, on the top of her penthouse:
"Hey Batman! Check that out down there! I bet, with my light speed, I could boot down there, have some fun and escape without her ever even knowing! Check this out!" (What a show off!)
Superman, launches into a light-speed dive; BANG BANG BANG! In and out in milliseconds!
Wonder Woman, startled, says "What the heck was that??!!
The invisible man says (in considerable pain with teeth clenched), "I DON'T KNOW BUT MY BACKSIDE IS KILLING ME!!!"
