Redneck logic

[Sir-diealot]

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.

"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!" said the redneck.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

The redneck was catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.

"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.

"No," his friend replied.

"You're queer, ain't ya?"

[Alamode]

Lol nice and woo hoo first post with my phone on here ill have to post a few of my own jokes some time also

[Sir-diealot]

Lol nice and woo hoo first post with my phone on here ill have to post a few of my own jokes some time also

Seat, I don't have one of those contraptions, they drive me nuts. Glad you enjoyed it.

[Alamode]

I got the droid and now I can't live without it (kinda scary  like that I guess) its the first "smart phone" I have ever had and now I will use it to keep check here on a hourly basis
Any way pretty funny joke I love redneck jokes since well I'm from northern Idaho and that's about as redneck as it gets

[Schlup]

LOL...good joke.  Alamode, you'll have to give us a review of the Droid when you get a chance!

[Alamode]

Ok no problem but do you want me to make another post here or start a new one also can I start new subjects or will you beat me down with a stick?

[Sir-diealot]

Ok no problem but do you want me to make another post here or start a new one also can I start new subjects or will you beat me down with a stick?

Start a new one so people know what you will be talking about.

[Alamode]

Ok ill see what I can do

[Schlup]

Ok no problem but do you want me to make another post here or start a new one also can I start new subjects or will you beat me down with a stick?

There's not much you can do here to get beat down with a stick, aside from posting porn or cussing up a storm in here.

[Alamode]

Thanks I got a few jokes and a simple bad company 2 tank guide plus the droid thingy