Let's try to get as many redneck spinoff jokes as possible.
1. You put your IGN on your business card
2. You know what IGN sands for
3. You place your clan in your employment history section of your resume
4. In-game issues are more of a concern to you than real-life issues
5. You miss your sister's wedding so you can finally get that hard to get achievement
6. You have a section in your budget just for gaming
7. You own more than one gaming console
8. You print your name like one of the following:
xXxJohnSmithxXx
[clan] JohnSmith
John Smith, CQC expert
9. You know more then 5 Memes
10. You've been to ROFLCon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ROFLCon11. Half of your memories are game related.
12 if you used the terms boon, noob or pwned in real life.
13) You're always looking for cover when walking down the street.
14) If someone scares you and they are close you automatically make a knifing motion toward them.
15) You've ever broken something because you got shot and killed in a game.
16) You remember when Counter Strike recommended hardware was "steep".
17) You strafe around corners rather then just walk and turn.
18) You threaten people with your 1337 Unreal Tourney skills
19) You've ever called someone a hacker when playing a board game.
20) You forget to eat dinner and get your nutrition from energy drinks.
21) You listen to the Call of Duty soundtrack in your car.
22) Your car's license plate has the letters FTW anywhere in it.
23) You've ever written in l33t-speak....by hand.
24) You refer to people in real life by their gaming handles.
25) You have close friends you know only by their gaming handles.
26) When the only criteria for choosing your girlfriend/boyfriend is their computer specs and/or connection speed.
27) Your computer draws more power than all the appliances in your house.
28) While playing a game you physically shift in your chair to help dodge bullets.
29) You've ever taken a day off work just to play a newly released game.
30) You've ever spent more than $400 on a video card.
31. When using a keyboard, your fingers immediately hover over W, A, S, and D.
32. Will at all costs, refuse to use the bathroom because you are "in the zone"
33. You wonder why your macros won't work when not in game
34. You compare real-life instances with in-game instances. "Dude, that reminds me of the time I fragged three people with one clip..."
35. You communicate on TeamSpeak or Ventrillo more than you do with friends
36. You install a new program and immediately try to rebind the keys to your liking
37. Hanging out with your buddies means logging on and earning exp
38. Your dreams consist of game play
Let's keep it going guys, give me your best.
