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« on: January 26, 2009, 06:13:30 PM »
In the back of the Guinness book of World Records, there is a disclaimer that reads, "All world records are held by Chuck Norris - the people in this book are just the ones that have come closest to breaking his."
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 08:28:17 PM »
Chuck Norris is the only man who can kick you in the back of the face. He can also slam revolving doors.
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2009, 02:54:48 AM »
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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