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Sir-diealot
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Bagpiper
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August 15, 2010, 06:19:13 PM »
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral
director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no
family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in
the Kentucky back country.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a
typical man, I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour
late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was
nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they
were eating lunch.
I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the
side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in
place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I
played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.
I played like I've never played before for this homeless man. And as I
played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept,
we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and
started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I
never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic
tanks for twenty years."
Apparently I'm still lost....
Alamode
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August 16, 2010, 03:35:14 PM »
Wow that was really funny I was at work enjoying lunch and everyone looked at me weird when I just burst out laughing so good job you just made my day with that ... thank you sir
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Re: Bagpiper
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August 16, 2010, 05:25:36 PM »
Quote from: Alamode on August 16, 2010, 03:35:14 PM
Wow that was really funny I was at work enjoying lunch and everyone looked at me weird when I just burst out laughing so good job you just made my day with that ... thank you sir
Your very welcome. Hope you did not choke:)
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