A Real Woman

[Sir-diealot]

 

         *WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES*

        A real woman is a man's best friend.  She will never stand him up and

        never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and

        comfort him after a bad day.

         She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live

        without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his

        deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

        She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man

        in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,

        seductive, and invincible. . .

         

         No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.

        That's what beer does...

         Never mind.

[Alamode]

ROFL !!!     

[Xtricity]

Lol i wonder if i could fit all of that as my signature lol.

[Alamode]

Lol i wonder if i could fit all of that as my signature lol.

great idea ! LOL

[Sir-diealot]

Glad you both enjoyed it.

[Schlup]

Wow, that is soo true!  Too bad I don't drink much anymore.