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« on: February 18, 2009, 07:08:03 AM »

An old lady walked into a newspaper office. She approached an employee and said that her husband had died and that she would like to have an obituary appear in the paper. The employee gave her a form and told her to write the obituary on it. She wrote, "Earl W. Worth died Saturday, December 2nd at his home. Services are at The Baptist Church at 3 P.M." The employee looked at the form and said, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but obituaries are limited to 7 words apiece. The woman took another form and wrote, "Earl died. '57 Chevy truck for sale."

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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 07:48:06 PM »

LMAO......thats funny i dont care who you are
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 08:11:14 PM »

God bless the pigmeys in New Guinea.

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