REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

[Sir-diealot]

REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:
1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots.
2. Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo.
3. Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines.
4. Leave note on your door: "Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. ~Cooter

[Schlup]

lol

[CoCoCountyKiller]

a classic for sure!!!

you need to add a bunch of empty shell casings next to the chair
and a line about havbing to shoot at the bill collector

co.co.

[Sir-diealot]

a classic for sure!!!

you need to add a bunch of empty shell casings next to the chair
and a line about havbing to shoot at the bill collector

co.co.

This is about BS'ing a thief, not telling him the truth.

[CoCoCountyKiller]

This is about BS'ing a thief, not telling him the truth.

so true !!!

co.co.