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« on: March 04, 2009, 03:42:21 PM »

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55
mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at
him and says, “Honey, I know weve been married for 15 years,
but, I want a divorce.”

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60
mph.

She then says, “I dont want you to try to talk me out of
it, because Ive been having an affair with your best friend,
and hes a much better lover than you.”

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his
anger increases.

She says, “I want the house.” Again the husband speeds up,
and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, “I want the kids, too.”

The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now hes
up to 80 mph.

She says, “I want the car, the checking account, and all the
credit cards, too.”

The husband slowly starts to veer toward
a bridge overpass piling, as she says, “Is there anything
you want?”

The husband says, “No, Ive got everything I need.”

She asks, “Whats that?”

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
“Ive got the airbag!”

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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2009, 06:09:26 PM »

Now thats funny Grin

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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2009, 08:00:13 PM »

YEAH!  Go men!

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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2009, 09:54:37 PM »

ROFL!!!   Yea thats one I gots to remember
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« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2009, 03:51:15 AM »

I knew you guys would like that one.

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