Steelers to lose Super Bowl Trophies

[Sir-diealot]

Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be losing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Hussein Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.

“We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl.” said Obama “We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times.” Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers. “The Detroit Lions are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well.” Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel and the NFL.

The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussein Obama’s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL’s less successful teams. Obama went on to further proclaim, “In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and for every fan.”

“My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league.” Obama assures. That’s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to worry about losing any Super Bowl Trophies. “The worst teams in the NFL and the teams that can’t seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have to worry about going without a title.” Obama promises. “We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make or their performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league.”

The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler’s division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler’s two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we can all prosper.

All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans; Barack Hussein Obama has another plan in place. Obama has met with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their World Series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their losing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream. Barack Hussein Obama will be meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for “Hope and Change.”
Updated: March 32, 2009

[Schlup]

That is the ONLY thing that Obama has done yet that I completely agree with.

[Sir-diealot]

That is the ONLY thing that Obama has done yet that I completely agree with.

You would.

Steelers to lose Super Bowl Trophies

[Dark Insomniac]

The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussein Obama’s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL’s less successful teams. Obama went on to further proclaim, “In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and for every fan.”


DONT MAKE ME PUKE I JUST ATE

[Schlup]

The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussein Obama’s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL’s less successful teams. Obama went on to further proclaim, “In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and for every fan.”


DONT MAKE ME PUKE I JUST ATE

Agreed, this was obviously written up by the pansy Steelers.

[Sir-diealot]

The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussein Obama’s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL’s less successful teams. Obama went on to further proclaim, “In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and for every fan.”


DONT MAKE ME PUKE I JUST ATE

If I were a Titans or Rams fan I would want to puke too. Especially the Titans fans when you think of how hard they CHOKED i the Payoffs.

[Sir-diealot]

Agreed, this was obviously written up by the pansy Steelers.

Pansy STEELERS? Funny words comeing from a Crams fan

[Dark Insomniac]

hey I admit they lose on some bad plays... but doesnt mean they gave an beating to the bleeders. and I hear repeat of the same beating next season to. But hey anyone not a bleeders fan would probably puke

[Sir-diealot]

hey I admit they lose on some bad plays... but doesnt mean they gave an beating to the bleeders. and I hear repeat of the same beating next season to. But hey anyone not a bleeders fan would probably puke

You guys were the ones left bleeding with your hearts torn out whining like the punks you are in the Playoffs. Here is more proof that the titans are inferior.
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/pit/#headtohead
Head-to-Head Franchise Records
Glossary
   Score
Opponent    W    L    T    W-L%    Tm    Opp
Arizona Cardinals    31    23    3    .574    1106    1059
Atlanta Falcons    11    2    1    .821    437    274
Baltimore Ravens    16    10    0    .615    532    478
Buffalo Bills    11    8    0    .579    441    345
Carolina Panthers    3    1    0    .750    111    55
Chicago Bears    7    16    1    .304    353    530
Cincinnati Bengals    47    30    0    .610    1673    1366
Cleveland Browns    57    55    0    .509    2254    2241
Dallas Cowboys    13    14    0    .481    541    602
Denver Broncos    6    13    1    .325    407    448
Detroit Lions    14    14    1    .500    475    559
Green Bay Packers    13    18    0    .419    536    719
Houston Texans    2    1    0    .667    71    48
Indianapolis Colts    13    6    0    .684    437    322
Jacksonville Jaguars    9    11    0    .450    341    370
Kansas City Chiefs    17    8    0    .680    615    465
Miami Dolphins    10    9    0    .526    340    367
Minnesota Vikings    6    8    0    .429    256    329
New England Patriots    13    7    0    .650    461    381
New Orleans Saints    7    6    0    .538    285    234
New York Giants    28    44    3    .389    1246    1480
New York Jets    15    3    0    .833    413    215
Oakland Raiders    8    9    0    .471    329    345
Philadelphia Eagles    27    46    3    .370    1097    1429
San Diego Chargers    20    6    0    .769    657    443
San Francisco 49ers    9    10    0    .474    401    371
Seattle Seahawks    7    8    0    .467    218    279
St. Louis Rams    6    15    2    .286    409    481
Tampa Bay Buccaneers    7    1    0    .875    171    91
Tennessee Titans    38    29    0    .567    1377    1173
Washington Redskins    31    42    3    .425    1194    1419
Defunct Franchises                   
Baltimore Colts    1    0    0    1.000    17    7
Boston Yanks    5    3    0    .625    140    100
Brooklyn Tigers    8    11    1    .421    158    244
Cincinnati Reds    2    0    1    1.000    30    3
New York Yanks    2    0    0    1.000    51    13
St. Louis Gunners    0    1    0    .000    0    6

[Schlup]

Ha, the only game the St. Louis Gunners won was against the Steelers!

[Sir-diealot]

Ha, the only game the St. Louis Gunners won was against the Steelers!

And they were so afraid to face the STEELERS again that they decided to close the program down.

[Schlup]

They played only 3 games and the Steelers were their third and final match...in which the blew them out of the water.  The Gunners had the #1 ranked defense in the entire NFL for that time period.  Pretty sure the reason they called it quits had nothing to do with the Steelers.

[SolidSnake]

tbh, I disagree with this decision as well. I am a 49'rs fan, and I know for a fact they had to work for each ring they won. It has been a long while since they have been back to the dance themselves, and I don't think it's right for the titles the team busted their asses to win are being stripped because another team was too busy playing with themselves in the locker room to show up for the big game.

[Schlup]

You do realize that this is just a hoax that Sir started right?

[Sir-diealot]

They played only 3 games and the Steelers were their third and final match...in which the blew them out of the water.  The Gunners had the #1 ranked defense in the entire NFL for that time period.  Pretty sure the reason they called it quits had nothing to do with the Steelers.

They could not deal with the pressure of trying to do it again.

[SolidSnake]

You do realize that this is just a hoax that Sir started right?

Well, I do now. But quite honestly, I wou8ldn't be surprised considering his comment about the special olympics.

[Destro]

They played only 3 games and the Steelers were their third and final match...in which the blew them out of the water.  The Gunners had the #1 ranked defense in the entire NFL for that time period.  Pretty sure the reason they called it quits had nothing to do with the Steelers.

The Steelers were horrible until about 1972 and then didn't even do much until the greatest draft any team has ever had in 1974.  Art Rooney hired just about anyone to be coach, but of the last three that have been hired each has a superbowl.  

[Dark Insomniac]

Yah but the funny thing it was probably when the titans where the oliers and didnt have a great team like since they moved from houston to tennessee.

[Schlup]

Yah but the funny thing it was probably when the titans where the oliers and didnt have a great team like since they moved from houston to tennessee.

Oliers?  Never heard of 'em.

[Sir-diealot]

Well, I do now. But quite honestly, I wou8ldn't be surprised considering his comment about the special olympics.

If a Conservative or a Republican had said that the media would crucify them but of course they are playing this off as nothing and saying it does not matter. Between this and his comment about the people of Asian decent in Hawaii people are beginning to see his bigotry.

[Sir-diealot]

Yah but the funny thing it was probably when the titans where the oliers and didnt have a great team like since they moved from houston to tennessee.

They have a good team, they have yet to earn greatness.